1. Pemilik Toko Kain
Makanya pakaian pengantinnya bisa dibikin panjaaaaaaaaaang sekaliiiiiiiii
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2. Pemilik Dealer Mobil Bekas
Sayang pada saat pernikahan salah pilih mobil
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3. Atlet Loncat Tinggi
Kebiasaan meloncat selalu terbawa walaupun pada malam pengantin.
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4. Atlet Bela Diri
Uji kemampuan dulu sebelum malam pertama
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5. Montir Mobil
Kebiasaan masuk kolong mobil terbawa pada saat pernikahan
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6. Gigolo
Menangis saat pernikahan karena tahu kariernya akan berakhir (kacian deh lo)
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7. Foto Model
Sudah biasa di foto sexy makanya foto pernikahanpun harus sexy
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8. Bintang Film Porno
Kebiasaan mengungkapkan istilah-istilah jorok susah dihilangkan walaupun lagi melangsungkan pernikahan.
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9. Photografer
Kue pengantin pun harus berbentuk alat-alat photografi
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10. Pemilik Toko Mainan
Foto pernikahanpun si suami harus berpura-pura jadi boneka kerdil
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11.Pemilik Toko Beer
Lihat aja dekorasi pesta pernikahannya penuh dengan kaleng minuman
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12. Atlet Senam
Sudah biasa jungkir balik di pernikahan pun ngga afdol kalau ngga jungkir balik
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13. Pembunuh Bayaran
Di pesta pernikahanpun harus siap siaga . Siapa tahu ada yang mau balas dendam
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14. Pemilik Toilet Umum
Saat pesta pun harus kontrol berapa banyak undangan yang ke WC
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15. Tentara
Makanya pernikahannya pakai upacaya penghormatan
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16. Detektive Swasta
Foto pernikahanpun harus dilengkapi senjata api
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17. Penari Striptease
Kebiasaan angkat rok susah dihilangkan pada saat pernikahan
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18. Penjual Balon
Semua yang gelembung harus di kasih gas biar bulatnya menarik
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19. Tukang Sapu Jalan
Makanya tong sampah sangat akrab dengannya
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20. Tukang Kue
Saat pernikahanpun masih aja membahas masalah kue
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21. Dokter Hewan
Karena sering berhubungan dengan hewan makanya menikah dengan hewan
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